BARBIE DOES PORN!!!

Synopsis
Barbie's crying over her relationship when Clawdeen walks in. Clawdeen reveals to Barbie that this is now on the news and is a public scandal, causing Barbie to panic. Clawdeen suggests that Barbie should suck duck to cheer her up. When Barbie declines, Clawdeen is surprised because sucking dick usually cheers her up. The next thing Clawdeen suggests is that Barbie does porn. Barbie says no but Clawdeen won't take no for an answer. Clawdeen calls her friend Pablo, who she apparently slept with before and makes an audition for Barbie. Barbie still declines but Clawdeen forces her to come. Clawdeen has to literally drag Barbie to the audition. The porn shoot is dirty and rusty. The bed (which is actually a mat) has a dead girl on it who died during horse porn. Barbie eventually escapes, not wishing to end up like the girl.

Memorable Quotes

 * "I was fucking some Spanish nigga when he tried to put his finger somewhere fingers are not supposed to go. Then I called an Uber home." - Clawdeen


 * "What you need to go do is suck some dick. That cheers me up" - Clawdeen


 * I did some cheap porn back in the day and I got chlamydia. Don't do cheap porn." - Clawdeen


 * "No, I don't got no weed. Grimy ass nigga." - Clawdeen